SCORPY

A fairly large furry scorpion. They tend to be very perverted, willing to grab at people even while going through ritual pain. Scorpies also usually command giant starships and huge confederate empires. Scorpies also tend to assault people for absolutely no apparant reason, eat explosives, and are immortal. Be very afraid. Example: Next thing I knew, the scorpy snatched my lunch box from my hands and ate my lunch. I hate scorpies.