COCKEYED Meaning of COCKEYED in English adj. colloq. 1 crooked, askew, not level. 2 (of a scheme etc.) absurd, not practical. 3 drunk. 4 squinting. [ 19th c.: app. f. COCK(1) + EYE ] Concise Oxford English dictionary. Краткий оксфордский словарь английского языка. 2012