BOARF

(adj, n) Related to a state of boredom that occurs when one lives in a cowtown, in the middle of nowhere, east nothing, and have nothing to do--ever...at all. Boarfoam. Example: After watching Nelly the brown cow chew her cud for the last three hours, Bobby-Jo became aware she was boarf. After three straight weeks of counting flies on his great aunt's back, Jimmy felt the boarfom setting in.