CLOTHES PORN

Movies or TV shows masquerading as women's drama, lifestyle or infotainment. Main demographic: viewers envious of the glossy and trendy wardrobes worn by the participants. Can be readily detected by the presence of a changing-clothes montage to upbeat music (see Pretty Woman). Phrase may have originated with science-fiction author Pat Cadigan. See shopping porn, food porn, and gun porn. Example: Supposedly the interviewer spent a day with the starlet talking about her latest movie, but actually it was just clothes porn.