DRUNKLAND

Like Brigadoon this mythical country appears sporadically, usually between 2 and 4 am on Saturday night. It's populated by men who scream, hit on anything in a skirt or a kilt, and girls who twirl and twitter. And, suddenly everyone sounds like they have an accent. Example: Ello dahlin' bet ya can't guess where I'm from? Mmmm Drunkland?