DUDEAPHOBIA

The ever-increasing fear the editor has that he will receive yet another entry or description with the salutation Dude. Other fears relate to is such a and dawg and other overuses and abuses: it's for its; your for you're--and a plethora of misspellings. Who's teaching these days? Who's learning? He has been known by many names: the Prince of Lies, the Director, Lucifer, Belial, and once, at a party, some obnoxious drunk kept calling him 'Dude.'. -Stig's Inferno. Example: Wait, I can't breathe. It must be another dudeaphobia attack.