FNARKENESSING

An extreme case of frustration, restlessness, boredom, and depression--due to the inability to rectify the situation without requiring the individual to expend an hugenormous amount of effort. Example: This is fnarkenessing! exclaimed Jesse when he ran out of cigarettes on a stormy night when he couldn't be fnarked walking over the hill to go and get a pack of smokes. (The situation is aggravated when you have to wait for your next pay to come in before you can afford a new pack.)