PIXELSURGEON

One who operates on stray (often emotionally insecure and invariably wounded) little pixels. Expertly and swiftly working with a deft and steady hand (unless it's late or there's a deadline involved) to produce highly professional and exemplary digital design work. And posting trendy links to ostensibly cutting edge web sites...and stuff. Example: Man, is that Arber, Rich, and Rina from Pixelsurgeon? They're cutting edge, man! Cutting edge!