PIZZAPYRODERMIS

(n) The condition that invariably results from burning your mouth whenever eating fresh pizza too rapidly. Also refers specifically to the small section of gum located between the top front two teeth that is particularly susceptable to this condition. Example: The cold drink did nothing to reduce the pain in her pizzapyrodermis that resulted from devouring the pie in record time. Her doctor had concurred, she was sullering from acute pizzapyrodermis.