SINGLISH

The Singaporean dialect of English. Liberally drop adjectives, nouns, verbs and practically anything you want from a sentence, end with a lah, lor, ah, eh and/or include words from any one of the following languages: Teochew, Hokkien, Cantonese and Malay, and you're probably pretty close. Example: Ah Beng: How come we walk walk walk, still haven't reach ah? Ah Seng: Wah lau eh, so far, of course take long lah!