This is, I believe, an etymologically accurate word meaning 'thirsty-making', and should be used by pedants eating peanuts in pubs or bars. Invented at my request by the late Dr. Anthony Ladd. Example: Dean: Packet of sitifacient, Dr. Picklegruber? Dr.: Thank you, Dean. I don't mind if I do.
SITIFACIENT
Meaning of SITIFACIENT in English
Slang English vocab. Английский сленговый словарь. 2012