TECHNOBABBLE

Jargon or terms used by computer support line personnel when annoyed with a customer and desriring to belittle them. Any unintelligible gibberish that uses more acronyms or references to system or dos than actual English. Example: Well, your MIDI player must have caused a 404 in your DOS, which in turn corrupted your LAN and your OS. The whole DL is pretty much ruined until we reboot the Vx. Umm could you say that without the technobabble?