WALMARTIAN

A person who buys everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) from Wal-mart. To this person, there is no other store, and watch out when a Wal-mart Superstore opens nearby. These people live for the day that the Waldisson hotel chain opens for business. Example: The Walmartian was googly eyed as she said, I better go to Wal-mart to get a new rubber tree and some celery soda! walter Waltered, to walter. To curse, swear, rant or rave in a completely unintelligible manner--as in Walter Matthau. Example: You, upon dropping a hammer on your foot: GAB HOOPER! NABBAFRAk-A-BIT! Muzst Carn SHEEBAN-A-FLABBIT! Friend: Just chill out. Stop waltering and get some ice.