YOINK

v 1. to steal. ("I wanted his CD player, so I yoinked it.") Submitted by Danny Mayer, IL, USA, 11-26-1997. - utterance 1. something to say while "stealing" something else. Typically one would say this while taking something small: a friend's french-fry, or a piece of candy from their candy bowl. Likely, one wouldn't say "yoink" while stealing a car.