TONGUE SUPPRESSER

A man who while kissing you attempts to thrust his entire tongue into your mouth and subjugates your own to the floor of your mouth. This is a desperate attempt to silence your refusal and propagate. Apparently, the tongue suppresser believes the ovaries are located in the uvula and the semen in his spit. Example: Mary, why are you talking so funny? Mary: I wen’ oth with a tongue suppresser las’ night.