AN EMOTIONAL CHIROPRACTOR

A mother. I once sent my mother a Mother's Day card that said Happy Day, You Mother. She never commented about it, but I don't believe she liked it or thought is was funny. Example: Mom's an emotional chiropractor, better than any psychriatrist or psychologist could possibly be. Sit up straight. Eat your biscuits and gravy; they'll stick to your ribs. Stand up for yourself. Don't be a spineless jellyfish. Show them you have some backbone. Happy Mother's Day, Mom.