BERK BASTARDLY

Having its origin in the evil cartoon sub-genius Dirk Dastardly, it has now come to represent every lecherous man at a bar who but for want would be twirling a waxed mustache while staring down your blouse and offering you a cocktail and had he one he would give said mustache an extra tug when saying cock (tug) tail (tug tug). Incidentally, if he has a wing man, which he often does, the wing man is known as Putley, who doesn't say a lot but between cigarettes lets out an asmathtic laugh. Example: Quick barkeep, fill me up; Berk Bastradly and Putley are headed this way.