VERNACULAR OF THE VACUOUS

Vocabulary used in the practice of pretending like you do not know how to do something. Generally designed to have a more capable person present take over the entire project. Can be used to great effect around control freaks. i.e. “I don’t have a head for numbers.” “Which end of the hammer do you use?” Example: It was easier to do all of Kelly’s homework than to listen to her vernacular of the vacuous about math being hard.