A condition afflicting chronic hipsters who can no longer recall if they like something genuinely, or ironically. Example: As Ron stared in bewilderment at the hideous leather pants and retro Star Wars sheets he had just purchased, he realized his Altzheimer's was advancing with terrifying speed.
ALTZHEIMER'S
Meaning of ALTZHEIMER'S in English
Slang English vocab. Английский сленговый словарь. 2012