IF I STICK A BROOM UP MY ASS I CAN SWEEP THE FLOOR AT THE SAME TIME

Англо-русский перевод IF I STICK A BROOM UP MY ASS I CAN SWEEP THE FLOOR AT THE SAME TIME

If I stick a broom up my ass I can sweep the floor at the same time!

употребляется, когда чрезвычайно занятого человека просят сделать что-либо еще

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I — pronoun COLLOCATIONS FROM OTHER ENTRIES all I want is ... ▪ All I want is a normal life. As far …
Longman DOCE5 Extras English vocabulary
UP — I. adverb COLLOCATIONS FROM OTHER ENTRIES a band strikes up (= starts playing ) ▪ We were on the dance …
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AT — preposition COLLOCATIONS FROM OTHER ENTRIES a bird pecks (at) sth (= makes small movements with its head ) ▪ Some …
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TIME — I. noun COLLOCATIONS FROM OTHER ENTRIES a brief period/time ▪ He lived there all his life, apart from a brief …
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IF — I. conjunction COLLOCATIONS FROM OTHER ENTRIES As if! spoken informal ▪ He asked if I’d go out with him. As …
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CAN — I. modal verb COLLOCATIONS FROM OTHER ENTRIES a beer bottle/can (= a bottle/can for beer ) ▪ Empty beer cans …
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BROOM — In botany, any of several leguminous shrubs or small trees of the genus Cytisus , native to temperate regions of …
Английский словарь Британика
ASS — or wild ass Either of two species of small, sturdy Asses are 3–5 ft (90–150 cm) high at the shoulder. …
Английский словарь Британика
UP — I. (|)əp adverb Etymology: partly from Middle English up upward, from Old English ūp; partly from Middle English uppe on …
Webster's New International English Dictionary
TIME — I. ˈtīm noun ( -s ) Etymology: Middle English time, tyme, from Old English tīma, tȳma; akin to Old Norse …
Webster's New International English Dictionary
MY — I. Etymology: Middle English my, mi, min, from Old English mīn, suppletive gen. of ic I obsolete possessive of i …
Webster's New International English Dictionary
IF — I. (ˌ)if, _əf, f, chiefly dial (|)ef conjunction Etymology: Middle English yif, if, from Old English gif; akin to Old …
Webster's New International English Dictionary
FLOOR — I. ˈflō(ə)r, -ȯ(ə)r, -ōə, -ȯ(ə) noun ( -s ) Usage: often attributive Etymology: Middle English flor, from Old English flōr; …
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CAN — I. _kən, (|)kan; esp after a stressed vowel _k ə ŋ; esp in NewEng (|) ke(ə)n; esp dial (|) kin …
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BROOM — I. ˈbrüm, -u̇m noun ( -s ) Etymology: Middle English, from Old English brōm; akin to Old High German brāmo …
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BROOM — ( n. ) An implement for sweeping floors, etc., commonly made of the panicles or tops of broom corn, bound …
Webster's Revised Unabridged English Dictionary
UP — /up/ , adv., prep., adj., n., v., upped, upping . adv. 1. to, toward, or in a more elevated position: …
Random House Webster's Unabridged English Dictionary
TIME — /tuym/ , n., adj., v., timed, timing . n. 1. the system of those sequential relations that any event has …
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SWEEP — sweep 1 — sweepable , adj. /sweep/ , v. , swept, sweeping , n. v.t. 1. to move or remove …
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STICK — stick 1 — stickless , adj. — sticklike , adj. /stik/ , n. , v. , sticked, sticking . n. …
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CAN — can 1 /kan/ ; unstressed /keuhn/ , auxiliary v. and v., pres. sing. 1st pers. can , 2nd can or …
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BROOM — /broohm, broom/ , n. 1. an implement for sweeping, consisting of a brush of straw or stiff strands of synthetic …
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BROOM — v. sweep with a broom
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UP — I. ˈəp adverb Etymology: partly from Middle English up upward, from Old English ūp; partly from Middle English uppe on …
Merriam-Webster's Collegiate English vocabulary
SWEEP — I. ˈswēp verb ( swept ˈswept ; sweep·ing ) Etymology: Middle English swepen; akin to Old English swāpan to sweep, …
Merriam-Webster's Collegiate English vocabulary
BROOM — I. ˈbrüm, ˈbru̇m noun Etymology: Middle English, from Old English brōm; akin to Old High German brāmo bramble Date: before …
Merriam-Webster's Collegiate English vocabulary
ASS — I. ˈas noun Etymology: Middle English, from Old English assa, probably from Old Irish asan, from Latin asinus Date: before …
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UP — prep upon. 2. up ·adv aside, so as not to be in use; as, to lay up riches; put up …
Webster English vocab
SWEEP — noun the almond furnace. 2. sweep ·vi to strike with a long stroke. 3. sweep ·noun the act of sweeping. …
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STICK — vt a thrust with a pointed instrument; a stab. 2. stick ·vi to cause difficulties, scruples, or hesitation. 3. stick …
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SWEEP — [sweep] vb swept ; sweep.ing [ME swepen; akin to OE swapan to sweep, OHG sweifen to wander] vt (14c) 1 …
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STICK — [stick] n [ME stik, fr. OE sticca; akin to ON stik stick, OE stician to stick] (bef. 12c) 1: a …
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SAME — [same] adj [ME, fr. ON samr; akin to OHG sama same, L simulis like, simul together, at the same time, …
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BROOM — [broom] n [ME, fr. OE brom; akin to OHG bramo bramble] (bef. 12c) 1: any of various leguminous shrubs (esp. …
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ASS — [ass] n [ME, fr. OE assa, prob. fr. OIr asan, fr. L asinus] (bef. 12c) 1: any of several hardy …
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BROOM — Broom, Broome BrE AmE bruːm brʊm
Longman Pronunciation English Dictionary
BROOM — broom BrE AmE bruːm brʊm — Preference poll, British English: bruːm 92%, brʊm 8%. ▷ brooms bruːmz brʊmz
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CAN — I . / kən; NAmE ; kæn/ modal verb —see also can (II) ( negative can·not / ˈkænɒt; NAmE -nɑːt/, …
Oxford Advanced Learner's English Dictionary
UP — / ʌp; NAmE / adverb , preposition , adjective , verb , noun ■ adverb HELP NOTE : For the …
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TIME — / taɪm; NAmE / noun , verb ■ noun —see also times MINUTES / HOURS / YEARS, etc. 1. [ …
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IF — / ɪf; NAmE / conjunction , noun ■ conjunction 1. used to say that one thing can, will or might …
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FLOOR — / flɔː(r); NAmE / noun , verb ■ noun OF ROOM 1. [ C , usually sing. ] the surface …
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BROOM — / bruːm; NAmE / noun 1. [ C ] a brush on the end of a long handle, used for …
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ASS — / æs; NAmE / noun 1. ( NAmE , taboo , slang ) = arse 2. ( BrE , informal …
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UP — I. up 1 S1 W1 /ʌp/ BrE AmE adverb , preposition , adjective 1 . TO A HIGHER POSITION towards …
Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English
SAME — I. same 1 S1 W1 /seɪm/ BrE AmE adjective [only before noun] [ Date: 1100-1200 ; Language: Old Norse ; …
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MY — I. my 1 S1 W1 /maɪ/ BrE AmE determiner [possessive form of ‘I’] 1 . used by the person who …
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IF — I. if 1 S1 W1 /ɪf/ BrE AmE conjunction [ Language: Old English ; Origin: gif ] 1 . used …
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FLOOR — I. floor 1 S1 W1 /flɔː $ flɔːr/ BrE AmE noun [countable] [ Language: Old English ; Origin: flor ] …
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CAN — I. can 1 S1 W1 /kən; strong kæn/ BrE AmE modal verb ( negative short form can’t ) [ Language: …
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UP — adv., prep., adj., n., & v. --adv. 1 at, in, or towards a higher place or position (jumped up in …
Английский основной разговорный словарь
SAME — adj., pron., & adv. --adj. 1 (often prec. by the) identical; not different; unchanged (everyone was looking in the same …
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IF — conj. & n. --conj. 1 introducing a conditional clause: a on the condition or supposition that; in the event that …
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FLOOR — n. & v. --n. 1 a the lower surface of a room. b the boards etc. of which it is …
Английский основной разговорный словарь
BROOM — n. 1 a long-handled brush of bristles, twigs, etc. for sweeping (orig. one made of twigs of broom). 2 any …
Английский основной разговорный словарь
UP — adv., prep., adj., n., & v. adv. 1 at, in, or towards a higher place or position (jumped up in …
Concise Oxford English Dictionary
SAME — adj., pron., & adv. adj. 1 (often prec. by the) identical; not different; unchanged (everyone was looking in the same …
Concise Oxford English Dictionary
MY — poss.pron. (attrib.) 1 of or belonging to me or myself (my house; my own business). 2 as a form of …
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IF — conj. & n. conj. 1 introducing a conditional clause: a on the condition or supposition that; in the event that …
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FLOOR — n. & v. n. 1 a the lower surface of a room. b the boards etc. of which it is …
Concise Oxford English Dictionary
BROOM — n. 1 a long-handled brush of bristles, twigs, etc. for sweeping (orig. one made of twigs of broom). 2 any …
Concise Oxford English Dictionary
SAME — adj., pron., & adv. --adj. 1. (often prec. by the) identical; not different; unchanged (everyone was looking in the same …
Oxford English vocab
MY — poss.pron. (attrib.) 1. of or belonging to me or myself (my house; my own business). 2 as a form of …
Oxford English vocab
IF — conj. & n. --conj. 1. introducing a conditional clause: a on the condition or supposition that; in the event that …
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