KILL A KITTEN

v 1. to masturbate. Origin: from the saying, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." This appears as a caption to a popular picture that has been circulating the Internet. ("He's in the bathroom killing a kitten.") Submitted by Anthony, Hazlet, NJ, USA, 06-12-2002 and Maria, NJ, 31-12-2002.