PULLING A GOOSE

One man asks you to dance and his two buddies roll up behind you and attempt to ride your wind shear all night long; any attempt to eject means a serious headblow and potential death. See _Night at the Roxbury_ for this in practice in extreme terms. Common side effects are being disturbed when brushing up against doorknobs; getting a migraine when seeing polyester shirts in direct light; and crying in shame when you think about dancing in public. Addendum: Women are urged to wear closed-toed shoes as these are tricky maneuvers. Example: She was extremely attractive. Several guys tried to pull a goose.