WELL, THEN

The ultimate way to end a fight ambiguously without admitting fault while simultaneously putting the problem back on the person with whom you are fighting. It is especially useful for those people living with either a roommate or significant other. Example: Tom: I hate it when you finish all of the cereal and then put the empty box back in the cupboard. Sally: Well, then... | Sally: You never take me out anymore, and I'm tired of spending my Friday nights at home. Tom: Well, then...