BEER SCOOTER

How you must have got back from the pub last night, because there's no way you can remember anything between kicking out time and waking up this morning, haven fallen asleep, fully clothed, in your chips. Also descriptive of the walk of a very drunk person. Example: You were a bit plastered last night. It took us ages to get a cab. How'd you get back? I took the beer scooter. That might explain why you've still got a bit of kebab meat stuck to your eyebrow.