LOAD-GLITCH

Describes the personal experience that occurs at the point in time where one realises all loads are conveniently corresponding with the same timeframe after a long drought. Preferably the loads conflict in the worst possible way. For example, high bill, birthday and dinner-date loads, which together leave the “glitched” person completely broke and begging for the next week. Load-glitches are largely unavoidable since their pre-emptive deprivation mechanism dictates an extreme balancing vortex-action, drawing the glitched individuals in so strongly that they only notice the glitch when it's too late. Example: Excuse me, I'm having a load-glitch,