NOISY PAPER

That nasty shiny toilet paper that crackles when you touch it. Example: This toilet only has noisy paper. [Are we in Europe? For those who don't know it, European visitors to the United States have been known to load their suitcases with American toilet tissue to take back home when they leave. Having visited Europe a couple of times myself, I can understand why. Toilet tissue there is similar to waxed paper. It is, indeed, noisy. No wonder so many European are anti-American.]